The next big question - how do you identify the losers

In the last post, I gave you the details of what losers say when they face the big fear - commitment! But this happens way after the girl starts feeling something for the loser... so, this post is for the girls who are confused about whether a guy is a loser or not... here goes...

Identifying loser kind 1 - look out for a definite warning sign - difference in behavior in private and public spaces! Does he call you up at odd hours to talk about nothing but doesn't seem interested to talk while you two are with friends? Does he say nice things only when no one's listening? Does he seem to care when only you two are communicating and does not seem to care when others are present?

Watch out girls, the 'just friends' phrase is perhaps on its way!!!

Identifying loser kind 2 - this is easier to identify - if all you hear is about his lost love and its 'sad, sad ending', you had better start seeing other guys! Most likely, he just wants a nurse to put ointment on his bruises, and you sure don't want your part in the play as Florence Nightingale!!!

Identifying loser kind 3 - this is the easiest - these morons actually advertise their moronic selves!

However, I repeat what I said in my last post - things may seem quite bleak, but there still are the ones who don't classify into any of these categories (and this is from my experience too)! Girls, I insist, get out and find these guys - they deserve only the best - they deserve you!

5 comments:

Mitul November 18, 2010 at 3:02 AM  

it's more of a biting thing! :D

sumitdewanjee November 22, 2010 at 12:01 AM  

Moral of this Post: "Be loser and get a girl"

Ami Intellectual

Mitul November 24, 2010 at 4:32 AM  

@ Sumit - If that is what u have understood from this post, I have serious doubts about my writing skills... my aim was to convey something contradictory!!!

Anonymous November 24, 2010 at 4:36 AM  

@Sanat yes mosquito 9read Mosha) bites... and reality (of love affairs) bites too! ;-)

Jokes apart, a much needed guideline for teens and young gals looking for a Mr right. However, I sometimes pretended 'saddy saddy' (loser kind 2... :P) to get rid of people I din't want to get involved with. So, this particular trait is like a double edged sword ... u can identify the wrong guy ...while at the same time can use it on those irritatingly 'oversmart' boys, too... Best of Luck, girls!

Anonymous November 24, 2010 at 4:39 AM  

@Sumit please bring down your level of 'aantlamo' ... if u get the girl how can u be a 'loser'? and if u r already a 'loser' u r not supposed to get the girl ... LOL!

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